1. You can’t drive an ambulance with bandages completely covering your face.
2. ‘BMTH 666’ is not a legitimate license number.
3. Oli Sykes cannot float in midair.
4. And sing at the same time.
5. Real, actual nurses don’t wear stripper costumes.
6. Real, actual nurses wear their hair up for sanitary reasons.
7. A hoard of people should not be able to keep up with an ambulance carrying a seriously injured person.
8. What the hell do the people being Serpent, Leech, Consequence, The Enabler, and The Dirt have to do with ANYTHING?
9. Real, actual nurses don’t slap patients to get them to wake up.
10. Why does Oli go from mysteriously floating in front of canyons to mysteriously floating in front of a snow-covered road?
11. Real, actual nurses don’t use saws to extract people’s kidney just to THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW.
12. All of the sudden Oli’s standing in the middle of the ambulance, DRESSED, and holding onto his IV. WTF?
13. And now the nurse is following the ambulance.
14. Real, actual hospitals are not, in fact, vine covered abandoned mansions.
15. I’m pretty sure real hospitals use lighting.
16. And Oli’s now mysteriously floating in a forest!!!
17. Back in the canyons.
18. Oops, now he’s floating in the sky.
19. I’m pretty sure hospitals have security, meaning dear old Serpent, Leech, Consequence, The Enabler, and The Dirt can’t get into an operating room.
20. I’ll bet you anything that this ‘movie’ isn’t based on the ‘autobiographies of Oliver Scott Sykes’, as it says in the credits.
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